Between Red and White

There is Pink!

So for those of you who approve of neither the Red Queen's war-mongering nor the White Queen's weirdo hippie-crap, there is finally a candidate for you! Sure, she's no queen (yet), but she is neither red nor white but also red and white simultaneously, allowing you to vote for both the major party candidates and neither at the same time. Finally, here's a queen who will allow you to ride the fence until the Jabberwok sings!

Even the Mad Hatter, previously an advocate of the Tea Party, is hopping on board. Said Mr. Hatter, "The Pink Almost Queen just seems like a nice person to sit down and have a cup of tea with." He also adds that he can strongly identify with a candidate who both understands the desires of her constituency, but will still do whatever the heck she wants. One of Underland's leading political analysts reports from his mushroom that "this mad inconsistency is exactly what Underland needs, and precisely what the major candidates lack: the Red Queen will always be evil, and the White Queen will always be good, but there is simply no telling what the Pink Almost Queen will be like from day to day. Isn't that marvelous?"

It is clear that you must not be late, for this very important date, to show your support for her changeable and steadfast majesty, the Pink Almost Queen!

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